‘Screw Football’: Arch Manning commits to Tulane basketball

After years of speculation about where Arch Manning would wind up playing college football, the New Orleans native shocked the country today when he said, “Screw football — I’m committing to play basketball at Tulane University, and I’m keeping my talents here in Uptown New Orleans.”

(This article is entirely satire)
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