Rice? Did You Forget That Mike The Tiger Is Keto, You Insensitive, Uncaring Monsters 

Hey jerks —For months I have been begging y’all to feed me the flesh of a fan and y’all must think you’re pretty damn smart bringing me the one foe I cannot eat: Rice.

I AM KETO, PEOPLE.

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