Once the Zapruder-esque footage of John Emery Jr eviscerating LSU’s 2019 defense made the rounds, we all collectively knew our minds had been blown worse than a coked-out Bradley Cooper at a Tijuana donkey show. Here was a legally blind freshman causing unbridled incontinence upon future 1st and 2nd round NFL draft picks as if they were the mongoloid cave-children of Prince Andrew…obviously, we just had to know more.

Source: JOHN EMERY JR 2020 PROFILE     

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