On Thursday, the 1st Round selections of the most bizarre NFL Draft in history will unfold…no there won’t be Joe Burrow stalking up the steps and faking a smile to Roger Goodell, no there won’t be close-ups of the creatures inhabiting Mel Kiper’s “Andrew Lloyd Webber in a tutu” hair…we’ll have to go without Todd McShay’s “Nostradumbus” regalia or Adam Schefter’s constant stream of sweaty, stammering defensive mechanisms:

Source: A CONVERSATION WITH TONGE’ HELAIRE: WHY HER SON IS THE BEST RUNNING BACK IN THE 2020 DRAFT

 

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