HOW LSU WOULD BE PRACTICING…IF THEY COULD & OTHER PARA-MORTAL THEORIES

by LONN PHILLIPS SULLIVAN

It was 2am and Coach Orgeron was calling…

“You think our work is done heeuh, boys?! You satisfied with one? Cause us coaches: we aren’t…put yo’ cell phones, yo’ pads, pods, or pizza sticks down, and get yo’ asses outside! We have a national championship to defend!” He sent via video message to every single one of his players.

Source: 2020 AN LSU TWILIGHT ZONE? EXPERTS SAY: “GET YER POPCORN READY”