Craig “Don’t Surf, He Kicks Your Ass” Steltz is a personal favorite of mine, I must confess….his long, blonde beach boy locks were an ever-present failure in advertising, which mirrored my situation as a young athlete with shoulder-length long hair.
“Sunshine” would be soft, right? The hair coming out of the helmet must mean he’s a wimp, a momma’s boy, followed by fifty other names deemed acceptable during 2001’s medieval adolescence….but ohhhhh mama it felt like the hairier the man, the more their viciousness remained…
Source: TOP10 LOST TIGERS PT. III (OR THOSE WE TAKE FOR GRANTED): TALES FROM A NAKED SALVATION
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