I can’t sugarcoat how much it sucks to lose a qualified athletic administrator (when it feels like there are so few of them out there) like Scott Woodward.

He’s a good AD and LSU is lucky to have him, but it’s not the end of the damn world and to my knowledge [checks notes] yes Jimbo Fisher is still our head coach and has not purchased a houseboat on the bayou and nor is he currently cooking up a pot of etouffee.

Let’s break this down: