Chris Marler at Saturday Down South posed 25 questions for the 2018 LSU season. We here at LSU Football Report decided to answer those questions to the best of our ability. Yes, we are a bunch of sunshine pumping dreamers, but we’re not the only ones.
1. Will Ed Orgeron still be head coach by the end of the 2018 season?
A: Hell yeah brother!
2. Why is Ed Orgeron even on the hot seat with a 15-6 record and .714 winning percentage as head coach at LSU?
A: Exactly! Give the man a chance…and some gumbo.
3. What poor soul has to break the news to Orgeron if he does get fired and will that person literally be eaten alive?
A: Now why would we fire a man who is going to go 15-0 this season?
5. Will LSU be able to upset any of the 4 Top 10 teams on the 2018 schedule?
A: Hell yeah brother! All of them.
6. Will the offense be more productive and less predictable under new OC Steve Ensminger?
A: Hell yeah brother!
7. Will jet sweeps drive me to drinking again?
A: Hell yeah brother!
8. Have any more QBs quit the team since you started reading this article?
A: Hell yeah brother! I mean none. Got too pumped up for a minute there.
9. Who will start at QB: Joe Burrow or Myles Brennan?
A: My man Jeaux Burreaux!
10. If Burrow starts, will he finally be the kind of QB we’ve been missing for the past decade?
A: Hell yeah brother! However I must note that Danny Etling is a good quarterback.
11. If he doesn’t start, which Big Ten QB will we inevitably get to transfer for the 2019 season?
A: N/A. Most don’t have the chest anyways to play in the SEC.
12. Who will replace Derrius Guice at RB?
A: One simply does not “replace” Derrius Guice.
13. Will Jonathan Giles be the next great WR at LSU?
A: Hell yeah brother!
14. Will the passing game be able to create mismatches with 6 WRs who are 6-3 or taller?
A: Hell yeah brother!
15. Will DC Dave Aranda be worth his $10 million salary?
A: Hell yeah brother!
16. Will the defense be as good this year with only 5 returning starters?
A: Hell yeah brother!
17. How many tackles has Devin White made since you started reading this article?
A: All of them.
18. Will Greedy Williams be the shutdown corner he was a year ago?
A: Hell yeah brother!
19. Will LSU have the best defensive back 7 in the SEC?
A: Hell yeah brother!
20. Does LSU always have the best defensive back 7 in the SEC?
A: Hell yeah brother!
21. Will LSU win at least 8 games for the 18th consecutive season?
A: Hell yeah brother!
22. Will LSU beat Texas A&M for the 8th consecutive time?
A: Hell yeah brother!
23. Will LSU lose to Alabama for the 8th consecutive time?
A: Hell neaux! Fifteen and eaux this year!
24. LSU doesn’t have to play Troy at all this season — right?
A: That is correct brother!
25. For the love of God, will they please let the band play “Neck” this season?!
A: Hell yeah brother! Play meauxr neck!
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